Top 10 Ways Mitt Romney and Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft

on April 19th, 2012 at 10:54 am

Top 10 Ways Mitt Romney and Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft (in no particular order) Vacationed in Paris Stopped all personal hygiene Became a religious proselytizer Ate all the Vienna Sausage and Pepsi he could stand Had politically powerful father make a phone call Was genuinely crazy Days before physical, used the bathroom in his pants While dodging the draft, protested for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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