Top 10 Ways Mitt Romney and Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft
on April 19th, 2012 at 10:54 amTop 10 Ways Mitt Romney and Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft
(in no particular order)
- Vacationed in Paris
- Stopped all personal hygiene
- Became a religious proselytizer
- Ate all the Vienna Sausage and Pepsi he could stand
- Had politically powerful father make a phone call
- Was genuinely crazy
- Days before physical, used the bathroom in his pants
- While dodging the draft, protested for the draft
- Appeared overly effeminate
- Claimed to only speak French