Archive for ‘August, 2011’

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Wall Street Journal Rips Into GOP Field

on August 15th, 2011 at 8:51 pm

This morning’s lead editorial in the Wall Street Journal offered a devastating critique of the current Republican presidential field. Starting with the winner of the Iowa Straw Poll; Mrs. Bachmann has a record of errant statements (see Battle of Lexington and Concord, history of) that are forgiven by Fox Nation but won’t be if she makes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Southern Secessionist Declares He Wants to Run the Union

on August 14th, 2011 at 2:46 am

The Texas Governor appointed by George W. Bush, the one who threatens to secede from the Union unless his demands are met, declared his candidacy for President of the United States in Charleston, South Carolina yesterday. In a cliche-ridden speech, full of poll-tested rhetoric and fancy slogans, Rick Perry attacked the federal government and declared his intent to cut […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Iowa is Crazy For Bachmann

on August 14th, 2011 at 2:29 am

The Iowa Straw Poll was held Saturday and apparently the right cup of tea for Iowa Republicans is Michelle Bachmann. Despite her disasterous performance in Thursday night’s debate, where the Minnesota Congressperson expressed her desire to see America default on its financial obligations, Bachmann was able to harness the anger and evangelical zeal of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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